Neat Freak Pillows

"That's my sock drawer- I just wanted you to see how organized I am."

"I don't know where you find the time to arrange all the books so nicely on shelves."

'You're nothing without me and you know it.'

'The upside of being unproductive is it allows you to have a very neat desk.'

'It's a miracle the way he keeps his desk so clean.'

'Son, the lease on your room requires you to keep the room in good order at all times.'

Do I get extra credit for neatness

'...and here's a picture of the family arranged in FIFO order.'

'See, it's not impossible for an obsessive-compulsive to get a responsible job.'

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Filers should not marry pilers.

Due to the space-age materials used in making this model, this one collects less dust than other exercise equipment.

"You're overthinking this."

"I wish you'd start recycling your old newspapers..."

'Honey...about this clutter-clearing.'

'The first time I met her, she practically swept me off my feet!'

Nancy had written more pages, but Andrew had stacked his more neatly.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

Two neighbours doing their gardening.

"Cleaning the fridge weekly instead of monthly is a very good idea."

'You're cleaning the house. Who's coming over?'

'I feel wired. I want to feel wireless.'

'Oh picky,picky!! We TOLD you there'd be a little mess while we replaced the sidewalk!!'

'How many times have I told you to tidy your office?!'

"Don't you have any sexual fantasies that don't involve me cleaning?"

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

'There's something satisfying about clearing out the loft and taking it all to a car boot sale to make room for all the rubbish you buy there with the proceeds.'

'Wanda, I think this is a little beyond the call of duty.'

"Baldo and Gracie have cleaned their rooms...they've scrubbed the kitchen...and the bathroom is spotless. Yes, it's beginning to look a lot like Christmas."

"By labeling it, I control it."

'Mother is a compulsive straightener.'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'Where's that scotch tape?! If there's one thing I can't stand, it's a messy junk drawer.'

"I feel like all I do is pick up crap all day."

"Our son's clutter has its own zip code."