Humor Loving Neat-freak Gifts

Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel.

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Dust Bunny

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Mad cleaning robot.

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

Cleaning Lockers.

A catch-all is born.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"I'm going to need your room cleaned by end-of-day."