Humor Loving Neat-freak Gifts

Misplaced smugness: When you think you're the only one at the party who's thought to use the back of the hand towel.

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The perfectionist.

Dust Bunny

Physics Improv. "I now vill be taking suggestions from ze audience..."

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Trainspotters a group of trainspotters outside a church taking down details of a Bride's wedding gown train

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.

"The mold cleaners are here! I gotta scram."

"I hate all the paperwork there is with this job."

'The Anal Retentive Astronaut.' 'Just LOOK at all this DUST!'

A catch-all is born.

'I've organised the bathroom.'

"How's this? Hot enough for you?"

Cleaning Lockers.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."