Office Neat Freak Gifts

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"Have you been using 'Vanish' again?"

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

The perfectionist.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

The Workaholics Building

Mad cleaning robot.