Office Neat Freak Gifts

'Maybe you shouldn't eat by your keyboard.'

Let's get organized

"Well, that's created a little order in a world of chaos."

Happy Holidays from Sanitary Claus!

'Does your mother know you keep a messy office?'

'Dang it, I just washed this street. Boy, every time...'

'They make remarkably clean pets.'

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Is there any chance at all I could get you to stop leaving your pantyhouse laying around?!'

'You're right. Our old safety files have become a safety concern.'

Sweep the board.

"I always like to clear my desk off for the weekend."

"By labeling it, I control it."

"It's a smart hamper that sucks up clothes. My mom claims I leave my clothes on the floor, so she has it follow me wherever I go."

"Hey, that's disgusting! You can't leave that on the footpath: Make sure your master comes and picks it up!"

"I've heard of being organized, but isn't this a little obsessive compulsive?"

'Eee,love - this place gives me a great idea for the spare bedroom!'

"Okay, like, the good news is we can pay Paul. The bad news is we gotta rob Peter."

The perfectionist.

Gary Basks in the glow of a fifteen-minute window with no empty cardboard boxes in the house.

"Well, your feng shui isn't my feng shui."

'This is going to be good, he's taking water balloons into the board meeting.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

House proud woman vacuums hair from dog.

Dust Bunny

"I've put every one of those vital master copies through here, and it took ages. Where do the copies come out?"

"Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"

'When you are done balancing in your chair we will continue the meeting.'

The Workaholics Building

Woman puts a targeting sight on her vacuum cleaner.

"I'm guessing you're a germaphobe?"

'Ladies no more messy pet hairs to worry about with the Decko Dynamic!'

Mad cleaning robot.

Dr. Unzimer's mother appears... "Teddy, you call this a 'clean room'?"