Digital Menu Supporter Gifts

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"Must everything with you be a landmark decision?"

Party time.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

National Coffee Day

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Physical or Social Science?'

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

What's the insect de jour?

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

A menu with risks and benefits

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"I'm not eating a TV dinner. Now it's called 'Computer Cuisine.'"

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"I am your bot server. Page me by phone and tip me in bitcoins."

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''