Automated Menu Challenger Gifts

"You have reached the samaritans. If you are a farmer press one, a pensioner press two, small business owner press three...."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'I think I'll go home and eat'

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

"Are these prices?" "No, that's our Calorie-fixe menu."

'Men order. . . women shop.'

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

National Coffee Day

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

Mental Health System Breakdown

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Physical or Social Science?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

AI

What's the insect de jour?

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

A menu with risks and benefits

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'Today's special is yesterday's left-overs.'

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

Uh

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''

'I thought it was your figure you were supposed to be watching !'

Capitalism

"I'm trying to decide between water and sunlight."

"And here you have a brown thing next to something greenish, with some sort of brown runny stuff underneath it."