Reading Menus Gifts

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

'On the paupiettes de boeuf a la hongroise, which part is the hongroise?'

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

'I think I'll go home and eat'

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Party time.

Fast Food Menu Selections

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Today: Yogurt Surprise. We call it "yogurt surprise" because we couldn't read the expiration date on the carton.

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

'Would you care to see our wine list, water list, soda list, tea list, coffee list, single malt scotch list, or beer list?'

"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

National Coffee Day

'Well, if you're going to order 'left wings' and I'm going to order 'right,' maybe we should just order burgers instead.'

'Thank you waiter - my wife's the rabbit.'

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

"The Halloween Special is the pork and kraut. It'll come back and haunt you."

'The Specials are the same as the Main Menu dishes, but with more florid descriptions.'

"....and hold the garlic."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"Oh sorry, those are the Ten Commandments. Hang on, I'll get you a menu."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Physical or Social Science?'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

What's the insect de jour?