Digital Menus Gifts

"Would you like to order any apps? They are available to download."

"‘Extra vile old ox’? No, sir – it stands for ‘extra virgin olive oil.’"

Jeff soon discovered his mistake in ordering the one ton soup.

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Party time.

"I want to leave myself some caloric margin of error for dessert."

'We don't know which gate flight 311 to Denver is boarding. These are the menus.'

"Well I wouldn't eat it, but don't let that put you off."

"This place is famous for its short fiction about food."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"So, you want me to go all the way back to the kitchen just to get you a menu...? Couldn't I just give you a link to our, online menu?!"

"Tell me what you think of the menu. I wrote it."

'Who said romance is dead? I just downloaded a screensaver with red roses and chocolates for your PC!'

National Coffee Day

"I've got a better view on my smart phone."

"We suggest you study the menu in our reading room before being seated in the dining room."

"Just so I’m understanding the menu, the ‘Old Forge wheel with rosemary-infused pancetta’ is essentially a $36 Hot Pocket?"

"I don't know where to begin, each dish has its own app."

"I''' have the misspelled 'Ceasar' salad and the improperly hyphenated veal osso-buco."

'Physical or Social Science?'

What's the insect de jour?

"Ooh, that looks delicious! Does it photograph well?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

'Our special of the day is spam sandwiches.'

"How would you like your soy protein, mixed tocopherols and methylcellulose patty?"

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"I'm a strict vegan with dietary limitations due to specific food allergies. What should I get?" "A taxi."

"The Bluetooth Special comes with a side order of Wi-Fi."

A menu with risks and benefits

'Would you like that organic, locally grown, carbon neutral, fair trade, trans fat-free, sugar-free, gluten-free and peanut-free?'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Gone out...here is a computer simulation of your dinner

"Do you have something for somebody with no palette, no taste and no money?"

'I'll have the 'All of the above.''