Digital Meets Analogue Enthusiast Gifts

'I'm just going to Global Village dear to post my email.'

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'll never forget you."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Digital Canvas

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Email in a bottle.

Sundial Watch

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

Still life (waiting for the internet of things)

"I prefer the texture of printed books."

Cassette Deck