Digital Meets Analogue Enthusiast Pillows

'I'm just going to Global Village dear to post my email.'

I.T. Fear

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'll never forget you."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

Ernie's Music. Ernie, you're opening a music store? Yep, I'm going to serve a niche market. I won't be selling CD's or any other digital music. I also won't be selling the old cassette or eight-track tapes. I'm only selling records. I'm catering to audiophiles who appreciate the unique sound quality they deliver. That's great! Are you going to adverties? Yeah, my tagline is "All sales vinyl"

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

"Sure, e-mail is faster . . . but I miss biting the mailman!"

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

'You've got E.I.E.I.O mail'

"Poor guy..he just got a 'Dear John' fax!"

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

VINYL HISS

Although I loathe you with a passion, I've decided to put you in my will. I'm rich! On one condition. Name it. Your inheritance cannot be spent on anything that blinks, beeps, buzzes, charges, flashes … boots up, plugs in, takes batteries … Whoa, hold up … emails, downloads, texts, web-surfs, or in any way prevents you from getting out in the world and interacting in person with other human beings. It can't be spent on any of that nonsense … but … Yes? … But it does have to be walked twice a day

'You help me with my homework and I'll help you with the timer on the video recorder!'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

Digital Canvas

Sundial Watch

Email in a bottle.

"One fine day my son, this will all be yours!"

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

'I have no idea what makes that guy tick.'

'...No, I'm not computer literate. I write letters with a pen occasionally writing them with a thing called a typewriter!'

"I prefer the texture of printed books."