Digital Natives Vs. Analog Enthusiasts Pillows

'You can swipe it as many times as you like, but that's not how a book works.'

"This isn't exactly what I had in mind when I told you to go outside and play."

The Computer Bore

"...and before you embark upon life's journey, could one of you help me with my laptop?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

"Aah! Bless! Look at him on his I-pad!"

I.T. Fear

"It's so cute when the boss brings his son to work and pretends to let him help out!"

'Good night, Dear. Text me if you need anything.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'Can I download that as a PDF?'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

"I didn't say my prayers, but I e-mailed God earlier."

"Don't blame me for the grade, blame Google's algorithms."

'Don't worry about the thumb sucking...she'll be texting with it soon enough.'

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"I'd like to see you do this online."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"I'm so glad we don't need a selfie stick."

Smartphone Sonogram

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Statue of liberty selfie

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

"We're neither software nor hardware. We're your parents."

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

"Buy my data $20"

". . . and what is the user name of this child?"

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"What, again? You've gotta be kidding me!"