Analog Over Digital Advocate Gifts

'I've taken the liberty of simplifying the latest data.'

This is a 'text book' it's a bit like a website but printed on paper.

'Where would you recommend for a tech-free experience.'

"No, kid, we don't call these 'attachment icons.' We call them paperclips."

I.T. Fear

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

"Perhaps in my next life I'll be a jpeg."

"Midtown Vinyl. Vintage albums + EPs. Midtown Ink. Vintage books + newspapers."

"Nice design but you haven't quite mastered the technology!"

"We were looking for a non-hackable, energy efficient data center. Thanks for the file cabinet."

"Yes, we still love print, don't we?"

Books and Phones

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

"The best thing is he works without WiFi or a data plan."

"It's called a mobile... but I've been here an hour and have yet to see it move."

'That's funny - the computer said we had mail..'

'But Miss, I've only just got the hang of 'the little hand' and 'the big hand'...'

'You've got yourself a deal son. I'll read you 'Babar' and you'll help me with my computer.'

"Dear diary, I'm leaving you for a Twitter account—it's not you, it's technology..."

"I wish I could just focus on the future and quit revisiting the past."

'Real Sex is consensual non-cyber + includes conversation.'

Woman putting correction fluid on a computer screen

'It was great! I learned how to use dial phones, drive a standard transmission and cook without a microwave...'

Sundial Watch

"In case of emergency, do you know how to work a pencil?"

Digital Canvas

"Actually write thank-you notes to my best customers with a pen and paper? But I wouldn't have spell check!"

"I can remember when all we needed was someone who could carve and someone who could sew."

You'll see, Chet; sales will pick up as soon as this whole Internet fad blows over.'

"I'm writing a book on everything I don't know about technology. It's a lot longer than I originally thought."