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Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'

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"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Computer dating.

Computer Dating Service: "Some of our girls are a little aggressive, sir, so you'll have to sign this waiver."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

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I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Immediately after the babies are born, the adults begin the cycle all over again.

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"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

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Today's love

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"I don' want another weather forcaster - they're too unpredictable."

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'

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"I'm all for diversity. Let's get someone in here who knows what they're doing."

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