Digital Matchmaker Gifts

Tall, Dark, and Handsome chats with Buxom Blonde.

'There, Mr. Jason. You are now entered into our computer.'

'Your profile said you were tall, dark, and mysterious.'

Online Dating For Dummies

"I thought it might speed up the dating process."

Computer dating.

Computer Dating Service: "Some of our girls are a little aggressive, sir, so you'll have to sign this waiver."

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

"This is definitely the last time I arrange a date over the internet!"

COMPUTER PLAY-DATING SERVICE

I actually met the girl of my dreams on the internet. Unfortunately, she was computer animated.

'Get lost. Can't you see I'm with someone?'

Immediately after the babies are born, the adults begin the cycle all over again.

Computer Dating Service: Be Careful What You Wish For!

"This one sounds hot - says he's a 'sexagenarian'!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

"Oh, God, no, please, no, God, no..."

"I met him on an online dating site. He was on their 'return' section."

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

"And there was I thinking you'd been Beta tested."

"Have you tried carbon dating?"

That must be my computer date... (Answers door to robot).

'Jane, cancel all my appointments for the rest of the week.'

Today's love

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That whole internet dating thing....It killed me, I tell ya."

"When the dating agency said you were full of beans..."

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"It must have been fate that brought us together."

'Have your people facebook my people.'

'Sir, you wanted an affectionate date capable of long term friendship...you said nothing about being allergic to fleas.'

"She says you sound like 'fun'!"

'You and Phil make a great couple. You're perfect for each other!'

They knew they were made for each other when their eyes met from across the room at the Same Socks Bar,

'I think Benjamin like me. He linked my homepage to his homepage.'