Digital Hobbies Pillows

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"I'm Jum and I own 50,000 domain names. I'm a recovering domain name hoarder. It's been 87 days since I've bought a domain name."

The Computer Bore

Television Readers.

'Just think of it as graphic design, Mom.'

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

#Whyneighborsdon'tknowtheirneighbors

Audio Books

"If it doesn't happen on Facebook, it didn't happen."

Glue gun? Glitter? Dang it, I grabbed my crafting belt again.

"Not that I have the time, but I enjoy reading."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

Graduates on their phones

"Waiter, can you heat this up? The wild salmon got cold while I was posting it to Instagram."

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"My monthly screen time went up from 62 hours to ‘Holy #@!*’."

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

STRIP Hambone: Fix it yourself

Obsession with the Internet.

Eldrow

Daredevil on pc when doing stunt.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Hole in one!!!!'

Computer: 'There are some things it is better not to know.'

'I'm not being punished! I'm reading because I happen to enjoy reading!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

Second lifeReal life.

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

'If you want to catch that fish ship open on the way home, we'd better leave now, daddy.'

Man doing a search on a computer

A trevor of trainspotters

"Getting the hang of it?"

"This is not what I meant when I said you needed to practice your play fighting..."

"The instructions for the beer-making kit you gave me? Didn't need them -- I figured it out for myself. Drink up."