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"The low-res JPEG of Dorian Gray"

'I have multiple personalities and they are all following me on Twitter.'

"Swiping won't cut it sonny-boy, you have to physically walk to the next painting."

"Happy Anniversary, dear! It's a gold spray-painted macaroni necklace."

'I love this street...it's so real man...'

"We're so proud. Only 5 months old and already knows how to scroll and swipe."

IT staffer vacation tan lines.

"What's most exciting about NFTs is the opportunity for dynamic new content."

"She's a natural!"

"Yes, I realize you're always available, too, but I prefer the cloud."

"Sure, this camp has swimming, games, fishing, horseback riding and rock climbing. But, does it have Wi-Fi?"

Buzzfeed does The Bible: 10 commandments that will blow your mind.

"So, what do you think about the web developer course you are taking?"

Cut out and keep your own Jane Austen.

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

"Are my breasts AI? No! My cartoonist would never use AI!"

"Any chance you could do it at a higher resolution?"

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

'And by clicking on 'I Agree,' you agree to the terms and conditions...'

Newborn Uses Smartphone To Send His Dad A Text Message.

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: da Vinci's 'The Robot Body.'

'Stupido Digitale! Chucka me a sloppy brush, there's a gooda chap.'

Man with 'low memory' on his phone and his head

"Big deal! My digital picture frame can hold a thousand pictures!"

"Our problem is we upgraded everything in the new version except the hype."

How to apply for a job, then vs. now

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Jackson Pollock's 'Computer Splatter.'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Rodin's 'The Computer.'

"For far too long, we've missed out on the opportunity to profit from our videos."

Actually, could you just e-mail me your electronic signature? Meet the author.

"AI designed my statue."

"Someone posted a picture of you working in the yard, so I knew right away it had to be a deepfake."