Tech Hobbies Pillows

'This is suppose to be progress.'

The Future: "Sorry, but I have to show you an ad now."

'The check is in the email attachment.'

In the Guru District

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

"There's smart phones and smart cars, so why can't there be smart rooms that clean themselves?"

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Claus 2.0

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

Television Readers.

"There's your son's heartbeat, and over here is the app he's developing."

"I need a deeper access to his brain. Only google has the records."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'Why can't we have a texting bee?'

Evolution.

'Who changed the password to 'arf'?'

'...and in 1/100000 of a second, it can compound the programmer's error 87,500 times.'

Gen-Next Library

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

The Little Search Engine Who Could: 'I think I can...I think I can...'

"I give up. Where's the power button?"

"If Google Translate is correct, they want our women and our cattle."

"Uh-oh...it's starting to delegate work to me."

"In the old days, we had to constantly feed the screensaver."

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

"The article you sent me on how technology causes stress crashed my computer."