Digital Disciplinarians Gifts

"My cell phone's grounded."

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Computer help.

"Fact amnesty"

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

"You're never too old to learn..."

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Modern Studying

I'm just dying to try out this new Rorschach app! ?

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'I haven't been in any academic journals but I do get my Tweets re-Tweeted a lot.'

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

"Would you like me to show you how to use powerpoint?"

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

'That website has been blocked.'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Your punishment is to cut and paste ‘I will not misbehave in class' 500 times on your tablet.'