Digital Disciplinarians Gifts

"My cell phone's grounded."

"I'm being punished. For the next hour I have to stay out of WiFi range."

Computer Room.

"I got a gold star for going the longest without looking at my phone in class."

"Isn't there an app for this?"

'You don't have to worry about my future any more -- I just downloaded an entire college education!'

"So I'm perfectly healthy? That's good but will I still be able to research symptoms online and panic?"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'Your parents are way too overprotective.'

Computer help.

"Fact amnesty"

"I'm subcontracting math, spelling and geography to my smart phone."

"The problem with online schooling is I can't get help from Mom and Dad!"

'What's the use? Everyone has his own PC future-probability program these days.'

"Where should we target our advertising dollars? "Hold on, I'm checking my website."

Tiddles completes his doctorate.

'In which on-line university will you enroll?'

Modern Studying

'I want you to text message 100 times, 'I will not text message in class.''

'I'm enrolling in an online course to learn how to apply for a loan for an online university.'

'Do I have to enter a plea?'

Kid learning alphabet on computer say ABCDVD...

'Beat it! I've got a computer!'

'With the mobile version of your site, you can check your messages while chasing an ambulance.'

'I need ur homework ASAP!'

"How do you feel about plea bargaining?"

"Jimmy Jones' parents allow him to be home schooled by Google."

'That website has been blocked.'

"There's nothing to be scared of, Mrs. Miller, it's just another teaching tool!"

'The principal says her door is always open, until it slams shut when you're in there!'

'Your punishment is to cut and paste ‘I will not misbehave in class' 500 times on your tablet.'

"How soon will he be ready to help me understand my new computer?"

Computer Diagnosis Man.