Digital Deterrent Pillows

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Privacy - Surveillance

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

Cyberwarfare

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

I'd rather be phishing.

Spam.

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

Your computer is not fully protected...

'Halt! User name and password.'

"They sent their geeks! Drop your swords and grab your computers! It's a cyber attack!"