Digital Deterrent T-Shirts

"My life is one unending pop-up ad."

Robots search for people's personal information in the cloud.

"The report is clear that cyber crime is on the increase, it's a worry."

Screen Time vs Book Time

Breaking News: Earth Crosses Multiple Lanes, Crashes into Sun... Distracted Orbiting to Blame.

Spammatic blaster - gun to shoot pop-up ads.

Privacy - Surveillance

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

'Maybe a firewall isn't enough to protect our computer from worms and viruses. That's why I additionally installed this fence!'

'Jeff is a tackle on his online college football team.'

'Well look, here come the hackers!'

"You think you have problems? My entire wing command was just destroyed."

"These targeted ads are getting out of hand."

"Hack back with all you've got!"

Things that go beep in the night.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

"That didn't work either! I'm telling you, this is one AGGRESSIVE virus!"

"DID YOU SEND THIS?"

"Are you sure you updated the anti-virus software?"

Bob soon began to hate his new anti-spam software.

Buy on-line - Fill in form, Fill in form again, And again, Lose form, Fill-in form a few more times, Give up and go to shop...

I'd rather be phishing.

'These computer viruses are getting more and more powerful.'

' I see Brad's playing his new video game again.'

A group of people in an art gallery staring at a phone

Spam.

"Hi, I'm the new IT-security-expert! Where is your server room? I want to see if I can overcome your firewall!"

"With all the cybercrimes corporate had to bring in a new guy, Supergeek."

"The tricky bit is finding some UK infrastructure that's working to switch it off."

Cyberwarfare

'Well, I told you not to open that attachment!'

Computer virus

'Crusher' Collins: Data custodian by day, data bouncer by night.

'Halt! User name and password.'

Your computer is not fully protected...