Digital Deeplinker Gifts

'You're not interrupting anything...the four of us are just sitting around before dinner...Barbara, me and our two phones.'

"Actually, she's just a figurehead boss. Our real CEO is an algorithm floating around somewhere in the cloud!"

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"I imagined the Library of Congress would be much bigger."

"By the way, the failing grades you'll be seeing-they won't be virtual."

'Calling Tech Support does NOT count as one of my wishes!'

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

"He loves his computer but it's a love that's not returned."

"Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity."

'You don't have to worry about my future any more- I just downloaded an entire college education.'

Geek fairies

"We've done a rigorous examination of your business plan using the latest algorithms to model future profits. . . which way up would you like it?"

"Because webmasters don't take out the trash, that's why"

"I got tired of 'Moby-Dick' taunting me from my bookshelf, so I put it on my Kindle and haven't thought of it since."

i-teddy

"'What I wanted to do, but could not, during my socially-distanced summer vacation this year'..."

"You wake up after 100 years and the first thing you do is check your phone?"

"I think that was one upgrade to many for Chris!"

Cyb-R Safe: Offering the most convincing illusion of on-line security available today!

"Since I became a creator on social media, fridge displays seem so passé."

"I wish I could lay there all day watching funny cat videos..."

Keep on Truckin.

"What's that you're reading?"

'Mr. Smithdon's at his desk, but he's not really there....He's somewhere out there in cyberspace!'

Spooning

Man and Machine snoozing

The Personal ATM

"I've diligently spent the last eight hours saving an entire colony of elves from a pack of vicious dragons and your only concern is that it is 2 am?"

'After his web site got going we bought this 5000 sq. ft. home, but he never leaves his computer.'

Institute for Artificial Intelligence.

What if retail stores behaved like websites?

"If he doesn't go nuts first, he'll be the first person to ever write a novel on a cell phone."