Digital Debuggers Gifts

Laptop Frustration Fixer

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

'My name's Google and I'm being inundated with requests for information about every damn thing imaginable, by people I don't even know...It's endless!'

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'For those with books, open and follow along. For those with laptops, follow me on Twitter.'

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

'There's no art to the mind's construction on Facebook, Macbeth.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

Updated Classis: Alice Through the You Tube.

Real Life/Surreal Life

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

"Pokemon...Pokemon...Pokemon...."

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

Computer Expert

'Hey...remember T.V.?

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

Where was I?

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

'This computer has a fast modem, the latest Pentium, increased RAM, a huge hard drive and broadband connections. Only one problem...slow pointer fingers.'