Digital Debuggers Pillows

Laptop Frustration Fixer

'I remember when you used to look for answers using your astute powers of deduction.'

Bob encounters one of the bugs in the Jean Paul Sartre fan website.

'3 Second Loading Zone.'

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

'Let me through, I'm at Doctor.com.'

Girl with smart phone enters door that says "Social Media Studies"

'I didn't do my homework because I forgot my user name and password.'

'What we've got here is a failure to communicate.'

A is for App...B is for Blogger...C is for Celebrity.

Likes: $2.

"Miss Rogers told me I have a personal 'cloud' to store knowledge in."

"Always remember, sweetheart, that when the service is free, YOU'RE the product!"

"Just one more site!" "I'm totally, like, in control!" "I can quit anytime I feel like it..."

Text Culture

"I don't know what else we can do. He won't look up from the screen!"

"But how do I accomplish that in 140 characters or less?"

"Since he got that thing, he mostly just kills time."

"You be the moral grandstander and I'll be the politically incorrect troll."

"Does anyone know anything about spyware?"

'I think the new V. P. of Global Development is here.'

"Mum! - T.S. Eliot - 'Humankind cannot bear much reality'."

Computer Expert

'I bought him to retrieve my e-mails.'

"I find it so stimulating to learn new software."

Where was I?

"Has the Wi-Fi seemed slow to you lately?"

Computer games