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"Alexa, you're not quite what I was expecting!"

"Sure, it's more efficient. But I still miss shooting the arrows."

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'Of all the women who responded to my dating profile, you had the best emoticon.'

"Well - I've either bought a pack of table napkins, or adopted a Siberian tiger cub..."

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Sally and Doug had met online and were proving to be very compatible...

'I was attracted to you but your online photo, but now that I've seen you in High-Def...'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"Don't take this the wrong way, Howard, but I'd like to go back to having an on-line relationship."

'Okay, but not in person -- I prefer on-line dating.'

"That guy I just met is already texting me pictures of his plumage."

'Shouldn't we be doing this online?'

'Take this stick-drive and open the file 'John's Emotional Baggage'. It'll save a lot of time.'

"Let's start with a couple of glasses of water and if that goes well I'll order two coffees."

"You've called tech-support so often that it was decided that it's more practical if I just come and live with you."

"Forget it - she's out of your league."

"Go ahead. Click on 'I Am Not A Robot.' I dare you."

"Romeo,Romeo. Are you online,Romeo"

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We met online.

"You told me to make a desktop shortcut, so I did. Just take the shortcut I made through the mess."

"What do you mean asking you to marry me via text wasn't romantic? Did you see the emoji with hearts for eyes I attached?"

'That must be my computer date.'

"Do you mind if I not listen while you talk?"

"I'm sorry, Brad, but I'm saving eye-contact for that special someone."

'I'm trying to figure out online shopping. I've found some pants I like, but I can't find a fitting room.'

'We met online.'

'What superpower would I like? Normally, invisibility, but as I'm a 53 year old female, I feel that I've already been granted it.'

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

'I'm not sure I want to see you again, but just in case, I've backed you up on a flash drive.'