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Caveman at Computer

The first car accident.

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

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Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

Oog is an expert at throwing stones at things - he's a "rock-it" scientist.

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Early House Hunting.

"Let's just binge watch this."

Stoneage Anachronism...

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

"Central heat. Pretty posh."

'Is the fire included?'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

Metro Sapien.

Dummy. Now we have to apply for another grant.

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

Zoom Rodeos

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"This is my urban man cave."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"