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Caveman at Computer

The first car accident.

Pre-Historic Gentleman's Duel

"Great, just great! And while you're in here, potchkeeing around with paint, Seymour Rabinowitz in the cave next door is inventing fire already!"

"And every year on this very day...he creeps into camp and steals everyones electronics."

"Here we go again, every 30,000 years or so this Paleo diet becomes a fad."

"Right, I think I'll call it fire, now I just need to work out how to monetise it

'This is the age of specialisation - you can't be a hunter AND a gatherer.'

Stoneage Anachronism...

Early House Hunting.

"Let's just binge watch this."

"O.K., we get it-big and dangerous."

'Is the fire included?'

Zoom Rodeos

"This is my urban man cave."

'He also wants to be domesticated.'

"Say, Bart. Break out that ol’ Harmonica App."

'If you worked on inventing fire instead of that round thing, you wouldn't have to eat cold cuts.'

'If you want to see my resume, it's on my cave wall.'

"Something has corrupted my files again."

"Now that I have prefrontal cortex, I worry about everything."

'And this is where they switched to High Definition.'

'No, I haven't taken up jogging...A velociprator was after me!'

'Ooo, two strays to add to the database.'

"You've got to give him credit - He was the first in his family to learn to talk."

"That must be Java Man!"

"My new boyfriend is free range!"

'We tried hunting and we tried gathering, but now we usually eat out.'

"Careful how ya handle 'em Joe! They like to follow one another but they kin also turn nasty mighty quick!"

"This doesn't feel right. Maybe I should paint you outside, being pursued by hunters."