Digital Badge Collector Pillows

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

Snowman with Happy Face Badge.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

'Whoa! This was supposed to be an easy merit badge!'

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

A cat spells out Google in its litter box.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Continental marshal

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Beer Sergeant.

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Entente Cordiale: When Eric [Cantona]kisses the badge on his shirt it turns round and kisses him right back!'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'How many merit badges do you have?'

"Yes! I'm THE Britney Spears... I was named 'Britney Spears' first so that makes me THE the."

Crocodile with man logo on polo

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'