Digital Badge Collector T-Shirts

'This one's for clearing my browser history. This one's for emptying my cache. This one's...'

A boy is sat at a desk, with five plaques implying different qualifications he has earned from using social media.

"It's from my first fight. So make the stitches big so I'll have a gnarly scar to show off."

"It's translated from French, so where it says 'Harvard Business School' it may mean 'jail.'"

'Can you loan me *** till pay day?'

A man at a cocktail party wears a nametag that reads "Trouble".

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'I let my merit badges do the talking.'

"Knowing all the weather rock lore doesn't really count toward the weather badge."

'This biometric ID badge is part of the new security system. The badge contains my encoded retinal scan, fingerprints, and level of job enthusiasm.'

'Thanks to a little genetec engineering, we can merchandise these fish right on the farm.'

"After six weeks of camping out here to observe our operations, the design firm has created a new logo. It's our company's name in blue lower-case letters."

'What's with the cocoa tin lid?'

"I wonder if this will count for wood carving badge?"

Vampire laying in his coffin wearing a Smiley badge.

'We're confident that morale dips resulting from the recent salary cuts will be offset by the distribution of these smiley face badges to all affected employees.'

"The kids? They're great! Karen got retweeted by a famous YouTuber and Timmy just hit 16K Insta followers. They start influencing so quickly, don't they?"

Beer Sergeant.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Continental marshal

'This convention lacks just one thing...name tags.'

'Name tag's up here, Ma'am - I'm from the Cattlemen's Delegation.

'How many merit badges do you have?'

Crocodile with man logo on polo

JOIN THE BOY SCOUTS HERE!, ''Trustworthy, friendly, loyal, helpful, kind, courteous, brave, thrifty, obedient and cheerful' -- This is going to look GREAT on my resume!'

'Actually, we're members of a mountain climbing club named for sir Edmund Hillary.'

"I know you went to Harvard, but stop asking to see my resume."

"Here it is -- my E-school diploma coming off the printer!"

"All staff are equal...but some are more equal than others!"

"Here comes my doctor ... I know the click and clatter of his ID badges."

'Darn it! The bar code doesn't seem to be working. . . flip him over and let's try the other side. . .'