Digital Absurdity Appreciator Gifts

The Atomic Cafe is Back

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

As you like it - 'Waiter, chicken with watercress please' 'I'm sorry sir we haven't any chicken left ... but if you wish I bring you a larger portion of watercress...'

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

'Darling - I think it's time to stop feeding the birds.'

Barcode Dreams

'Oh great. Our luggage has been sent to Alpha Centauri.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I have to refill it everyday. He has a tendency to retain water."

The deadly sport of cobra staring contests.

"Exactly how undecided would you say you were at this precise moment?"

"Good news. It's a small pig."

"Now that's what I'M talkin' 'bout!"

"And once you've achieved your 25% improvement in client satisfaction surveys, we need you to solve the problem of global warming,third world poverty and cold toast."

Admissions test for the Danbury Institute of Philosophy

"Could you tilt the Earth just a bit more away from the light?"

"But you can eat as much as you want from the tree of bullshit."

"And the Hungriest Black Hole there ever was ate everything in the entire universe and lived happily ever after."

"I now pronounce you a partial place setting."

"Leon, honey, you break all the rules of dramaturgy."

The Ekert Saga: 'Ah, another week of school begins...might as well try to make the most of it!...You're crampin' my style, Ekert.'

The missiles had failed...so it was down to Frank...and plan B.

'It's in my belly-button if you must know!'

"From this you make a living?"

"My Weight Watchers meeting's tonight. I'd better get inside."

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

"What if the cat stuck in the tree has a gun? Is that an emergency?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

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Salvador Dali's cats.

'That will be 100 hours of community service in some other community.'