Absurd Humor Appreciator Gifts

'If there is an unlimited supply of something....mortality is that it make our time finite....I think I'll poop on this guy's head.'

'You'll ruin that palm if you keep on!'

"Are you insane?!" The Velveteen Skunk

'Keep me informed of the herds' mood.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

"And I'll also take my steak raw thank you."

(oil - petroleum - gushing out of inkwell)

Bob had to confront his fear of butterflies.

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

"Whales eat billions of tiny shrimp-like creatures called krill. The krill are free but whales spend a fortune on dental floss."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

Woman uses a remote control to turn on the sunset.

'A cheeky red?'

T"ruly, Susan, I envy no man."

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"What do you recommend for someone being tried in absentia?"

The height of fashion in 1796

King Henry and his Cheshire bride

A cat has caught a cow which it is dragging through it's cat flap.

'You're through around here.. turn in your rubber donut!'

"It's been moved that we adjourn for an afternoon nap. Is there a second?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Support group for sheep.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'No standing while room is in motion.'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I'll be darned! A nipple mood ring!'

"Well....I could've done this!"