Digestive Dialogue Fan Gifts

Urp! Homo Eructus.

"Would you relax? All you guys are so tense. I just wanted to tell you to your face how enigmatic I find you."

"But I see you're having difficulty following my argument."

'Mark my words! Our enemies will test this young guy with a huge international crisis as soon as he's electe! But don't worry, he'll be fine!', 'Come here, Joe -- let me give you a nice fist bump!'

"And in a five-to-four decision today the United States Supreme Court rule that atheits may not barred from foxholes."

I've founded my own religion. Of course you have, Rudy. It's off to a good start. Already, it's being mocked by people of other faiths. If history's any guide, within a couple hundred years, it'll be widely accepted and people who don't believe in it will be persecuted. What are the central tenets of your religion? A true Rudian knows that life is suffering, and winning arguments online is salvation.

'As I see it, it's a toss-up between a Belgian data processing machine and an American electronic computer.'

'I don't understand your question. Could you restate it as an answer?'

"I'd hate to see the flea big enough to wear those!"

The Conservative majority in parliament leaves the Liberal party powerless

The George Bush Library Tour.

"We've managed to eliminate every problem except the public perception that we're heading in the wrong direction."

"With the whole world in NATO, we won't have to take any more crap from Mars."

Impeachment

'So...who do you think you will vote for?'

Political Analysis

'Actually it's not the first time I've seen a political candidate do that.'

George Will

The partisan cafe

"You mean, with that yakerpoop app, you can have a service stop by and puck up your bag of crap?"

Get Over It, You Remoaners!

Chuck Schumer

Vote For Me: The winning over of voters.

“Face it, dear...you’re a chair. You’ll see a lot of ends, but very few beginnings.”

"We have broken the stalemate and the U.S. government is again open for business!!"

'Must be some way we can blame that on Obama. . .'

Bring on the Crazy

Two Americas

..anarchists, terrorists, radicals and looters will tear down our great country

Hudibras - 9 - The committee.

'First you come down, then we talk.'

"No, it's not my birthday, either."

Pot and Kettle

"We should be getting started momentarily. The Presidential hopefuls have just arrived on the stage."

'Each one of you will to sing your job creation and tax plans. . . the 'American Idle' will vote for 'the American President'.'