Dieting Historian Gifts

Looking for a unique gift for the dieting historian? Our collection combines historical insights with a humorous twist, perfect for someone who loves exploring the past while staying on a diet. Whether they’re into vintage food trends or historical figures, find a clever mug, t-shirt, pillow, or print that celebrates their passion. These displays of wit and history make thoughtful tokens that bring joy and motivation, making every meal or day a little more fun and historically inspired.

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'Curses on historical perspective.' mockup

'Curses on historical perspective.'

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Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'. mockup

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

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Man Eating Minimalist Meal

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?' mockup

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

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"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!" mockup

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

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"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!" mockup

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score." mockup

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

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Fat man on scales.

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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.' mockup

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

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'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.' mockup

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

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"I would kill for your metabolism." mockup

"I would kill for your metabolism."

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'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.' mockup

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

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"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste." mockup

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

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'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.' mockup

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

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"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity." mockup

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

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'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!' mockup

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

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'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!' mockup

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

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Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting. mockup

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

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'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.' mockup

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

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'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.' mockup

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

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"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working." mockup

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

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Before and After diet photos.

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'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00' mockup

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

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"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie." mockup

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

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'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.' mockup

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

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"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet." mockup

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

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'In a word, you have too much consumer confidence.'

'In a word, you have too much consumer confidence.' mockup

'In a word, you have too much consumer confidence.'

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"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?" mockup

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

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'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.' mockup

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

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'I heard about a great diet... guarenteed to melt away inches!'

'I heard about a great diet... guarenteed to melt away inches!' mockup

'I heard about a great diet... guarenteed to melt away inches!'

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Dieting Historian Gifts Collection

Dieting Historian Mugs

Browse our collection of mugs perfect for dieting historians and add a humorous, vintage-inspired touch to their morning routine.

Dieting Historian Pillows

Brighten their space with pillows that showcase clever dieting history themes—ideal for lovers of vintage lore and humorous decor.

Dieting Historian Prints

Complete their collection with prints that capture dieting history in a visually appealing, humorous way—great for framing and decorating.

Dieting Historian T-Shirts

Discover our selection of witty t-shirts for dieting enthusiasts, blending humor and history for stylish, conversation-starting outfits.