Dieting Diary Enthusiast Gifts

"Had it with your diet, dear?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Fat man on scales.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"Guess the weight you used to be"

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

Shrink

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."