Dieting Diary Enthusiast Gifts

"Had it with your diet, dear?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"The saying Use It or Lose It isn’t referring to one’s appetite."

'I won't tell my thighs if you don't..'

'I gotta lose some weight.'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

'The first thing you need to do is lose 40 pounds of that baby boomer fat.'

'Let me at it! Let me see!!'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"This is Chance. When he first came here he was a fat Chance. Now he's a slim Chance."

"If we crunch the numbers, it should have zero calories."

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

'I think my diet is finally working. went form a large to an extra medium.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

Fat man on scales.

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'And so thanks to my dad's waistline I now understand the theory of our constantly expanding universe!'

'The doctor said my body is 40% fat. These cookies are only 20% fat. That's got to help.'

'I'll have one regular cheese-burger from column 'A', and one negative-calories cheese-burger from column 'B'.'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'It started with between-meal snacks -- now he's having between-snack noshes.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

Gym. Whatever weight I manage to lose here I always seem to find on my way home. Donuts.

Full fatHalf fatVirtually fat free.

Shrink

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"Guess the weight you used to be"