Dieting Detective Gifts

Searching for a fun and witty gift for the dieting detective? Our collection features products that blend humor and creativity, perfect for someone who enjoys cracking nutritional mysteries or tracking calories with a sense of humor. From funny mugs to quirky t-shirts, pillows, and art prints, there's something to make any dieting enthusiast smile and feel appreciated for their unique approach to healthy living.

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'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!' mockup

'Your fat free bit, is right there, in the middle!'

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"I can't have anything that's a food." mockup

"I can't have anything that's a food."

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Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.' mockup

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

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'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.' mockup

'As you requested, we trimmed the fat.'

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'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.' mockup

'Let's try this -- I want you to drink a gallon of water before every meal.'

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'I think it's time to diet. I'm beginning to see my backside from the front.'

'I think it's time to diet. I'm beginning to see my backside from the front.' mockup

'I think it's time to diet. I'm beginning to see my backside from the front.'

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"...by the time I'm through taking my daily pills, I'm too full to eat!"

"...by the time I'm through taking my daily pills, I'm too full to eat!" mockup

"...by the time I'm through taking my daily pills, I'm too full to eat!"

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Diet Donuts - (Bigger holes).

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Weight Solution.

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Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales. mockup

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

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'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!' mockup

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

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Middle Age Spread

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'Stick to this diet for awhile -- you're not strong enough for health food yet.'

'Stick to this diet for awhile -- you're not strong enough for health food yet.' mockup

'Stick to this diet for awhile -- you're not strong enough for health food yet.'

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"I started a new diet."

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'Man needs a longer set of scales in order to read the dial'

'Man needs a longer set of scales in order to read the dial' mockup

'Man needs a longer set of scales in order to read the dial'

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"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?"

"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?" mockup

"You don't think I'm cheating on my special, low-carb diet, do you?"

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'What we've got to remember is to lose weight, not heart. Right?'

'What we've got to remember is to lose weight, not heart. Right?' mockup

'What we've got to remember is to lose weight, not heart. Right?'

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'My Mom's on this real strict diet, and last night she got up and ate my homework'

'My Mom's on this real strict diet, and last night she got up and ate my homework' mockup

'My Mom's on this real strict diet, and last night she got up and ate my homework'

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Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet. mockup

Successful dieting is just a matter of finding the right diet.

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'How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?' 'two weeks.'

'How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?' 'two weeks.' mockup

'How much did you lose on your 14 day diet?' 'two weeks.'

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'....Ahem, Ms. Caldwell, I'd like to have a few words with you.'

'....Ahem, Ms. Caldwell, I'd like to have a few words with you.' mockup

'....Ahem, Ms. Caldwell, I'd like to have a few words with you.'

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'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.' mockup

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

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"I came up with a great way to curb my appetite at home... I put a full length mirror on my refrigerator!"

"I came up with a great way to curb my appetite at home... I put a full length mirror on my refrigerator!" mockup

"I came up with a great way to curb my appetite at home... I put a full length mirror on my refrigerator!"

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'My fat is like a disgruntled ex-employee.'

'My fat is like a disgruntled ex-employee.' mockup

'My fat is like a disgruntled ex-employee.'

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I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb. mockup

I told you I've cut out sugar, even on rhubarb.

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"Would you like to supersize that?" mockup

"Would you like to supersize that?"

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Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

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'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.' mockup

'I stay trim because of high metabolism. Theirs, not mine.'

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'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!' mockup

'The dietician told him to increase his roughage!'

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'Like death by salad.'

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Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

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Critisize your weight.

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"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!" mockup

"That's it young man. . . No more energy drinks for you!"

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"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot." mockup

"The most I'll splurge on my diet is on a boneless, skinless carrot."

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"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!" mockup

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

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Dieting Detective Gifts Collection

Dieting Detective Mugs

Explore our range of funny mugs that celebrate the dieting detective in your life. Perfect for daily motivation and a few laughs.

Dieting Detective Pillows

Brighten their space with pillows that showcase their clever personality. Ideal for anyone who enjoys humorous home decor.

Dieting Detective Prints

Find inspiring prints that celebrate the dieting detective spirit. Perfect for decorating kitchens, offices, or workout spaces with a playful touch.

Dieting Detective T-Shirts

Discover witty t-shirts for the dieting detective who loves to combine humor with healthy living. Great for casual wear and making a statement.