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'Curses on historical perspective.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

'I can't see my nuts anymore.'

Fat man on scales.

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

"I can't have anything that's a food."

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Before and After diet photos.

'In a word, you have too much consumer confidence.'

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

Museum. The Universe. "Light-years"? Boy, they have low-calorie everything these days!

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'