Dieting Historian Prints

'Curses on historical perspective.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

"When I was young, we personally prepared all the food for each and every meal!"

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

Woman Weighing Herself on Two Scales.

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

Fat man on scales.

Diet Books: Fiction/Non-Fiction

"I can't have anything that's a food."

Doctor to overweight patient: 'I assure you, stomach stapling is quite routine these days.'

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

"Stuffing your face while watching TV does cause obesity."

'I know dieting requires a change of lifestyle, Helen, but this is ridiculous!'

'I've got a perfect investment plan: For half my money, I'll buy cookie plant stocks and for the the other half, I'll buy diet pill makers stocks!'

Chocolate never tasted as good as when I sneak a piece while dieting.

'She's on the rotation diet. Every time I turn around she's eating something.'

'Don't worry. His diet's only last a day or two.'

"I see the gastric bypass seems to be working."

Before and After diet photos.

'How much have you lost so far?', '$375.00'

"This IS our diet pizza. As I told you, it's a hole pie."

'Darling - look! I've dropped a gene size already.'

"Um, when I said you should allow yourself a cheat day, I was referring to your diet."

'In a word, you have too much consumer confidence.'

"Eating less and exercising more. . . It's the only thing that works but how can we monetise it?"

'I always watch what I eat - right up until it disappears into my mouth.'

'I heard about a great diet... guarenteed to melt away inches!'