Dietary Conditions Pillows

"Whole wheat toast. Leave the gluten in."

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

The discovery of asparagus.

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Get your no-turkey recipes here! Eco club. Go veggie for T-day! No thanks! I like turkey, sausage, stuffing, creamed onions with bacon and mincemeat pie. I figured as much. How can you tell? Gut check. That's my gut reaction, too.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Macho Vegetarian

"You won’t need refills."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

Obesity Report

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

“Children hate me.”

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

"The only way to stop the spread is to eat less and exercise more."