Diet Dilemmas Pillows

'A catered affair?! You're going to cheat on me and your diet?!'

'I don't need to go on a diet. All I need is a bigger pair of pants.'

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"Ambitions... to eat, drink and be merry."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Edith told Hank that if he gained any more weight, she's leave him. Hank just wanted the cake and Edith too.

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

'I'm really not eating a balanced diet. I'm always replacing meals with snacks. Maybe I should be taking a multivitamin before I eat a donut.'

'She has been suicidal all day doctor since she read about the fatal effect of too much sugar.'

"Dieting galls my bladder!"

Skinny Santa Claus munches on carrot, as obese Rudolph eats mince pie.

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

Advent fridge

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'I went off my diet... it was a piece of cake.'

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"