Dietary Conditions Gifts

"Whole wheat toast. Leave the gluten in."

Soup of the month.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

The discovery of asparagus.

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"It's completely normal for someone your age to develop a taste for butterscotch."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

'Mum, it's not fair: The principal said I was not allowed to take nuts to school anymore...'

Macho Vegetarian

"You won’t need refills."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'You must stop feeding him fish oils to make him cleverer.'

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

'You're eating too much roughage.'

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

'According to Dr Alvin McDowell, everything that was good for you is now bad for you!'

Obesity Report

Angel's Food cake vs Devil's food cake.

“Children hate me.”

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'