Diet Trivia Fan Gifts

Remember, Mrs. Gottfried, no snacking between diet books.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

My budgie likes Mars bars.

The Atkins Diet.

Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

Atkins Diet Clinic

'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'

"Be it fever or cold, Mr Goldsmith, in your case, I think we should starve them both."

"I can't wait for neolithic to start. I am sick of this paleo diet."

Food guide.

'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

The next diet fad.

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

'Forget about it - we'll never get a lite slop around here.'

"Psst... You could always buy another lunch at lunchtime."

'Trans fat will do that.'