Diet Trivia Fan Gifts

Remember, Mrs. Gottfried, no snacking between diet books.

"Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Good cholesterol, bad cholesterol. Finally, I cracked."

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"What do you have that justifies its calories?"

Overweight Man With Skipping Rope - To Be Taken 3 Times A Day.

"Well, it's like they say; 230 is the new 180."

'I don't like to complain, but I'm getting a little tired of crudités.'

My budgie likes Mars bars.

"I'm the 'Before' in diet ads."

"The key to being a writer is to take all the sadness and turmoil deep in the center of your being and channel it into a diet cookbook."

"I'm on the whisky diet - I've lost 3 days already..."

The Atkins Diet.

'Of course on this new diet, I only count the calories of the food I eat whilst other people are in the room.'

Excess Baggage: If calories consumed on vacation don't count, then little creatures must sneak into your room at night to shrink your clothes.

'Of course I'm on a strict diet, doc! I eat vegetarian animals only!'

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'Not that we don't appreciate the popcorn, but how about something low-carb next time?'

"I'm a big devotee of fasting."

She's Not Heavy, She's a Heroine

Atkins Diet Clinic

'You must be skinnier than this to eat at buffet bar.'

"You better not be cheating on our Atkins diet buster!"

'I've got every disease in this book except hypochondria...'

"Be it fever or cold, Mr Goldsmith, in your case, I think we should starve them both."

"Hey, you vacation your way and I'll vacation mine."n mine."

The next diet fad.

'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'

"I can't wait for neolithic to start. I am sick of this paleo diet."

Food guide.

'Forget about it - we'll never get a lite slop around here.'

'Trans fat will do that.'