Diet Jokester Gifts

Searching for a clever gift for the diet jokester? Explore our collection of playful and witty items that celebrate the lighter side of dieting, perfect for those who can't resist a good laugh about their health journey. From amusing mugs to hilarious t-shirts, find something that cheerfully captures their love of the diet life.

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'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.' mockup

'Put the cheesecake and cappuccino on one bill and the health salad on another bill so I can show my wife that I'm watching my diet.'

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'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!' mockup

'When I said to eat a varied diet I didn't just mean buying all 12 varieties of Krispysnax noodles!'

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Overweight Man Crashes Through Ceiling mockup

Overweight Man Crashes Through Ceiling

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"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!" mockup

"How do you do it, Doris? You eat eighty pounds of grass a day, and still manage to look so slim!"

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My diet sheet says only one ice cream a day. (Has giant ice cream cone).

My diet sheet says only one ice cream a day. (Has giant ice cream cone). mockup

My diet sheet says only one ice cream a day. (Has giant ice cream cone).

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"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds." mockup

"I like the metric system. My weight in kilograms is less than my weight in pounds."

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TRY ONE!

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Hello-BUNS OF STEEL?

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"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it."

"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it." mockup

"It's part of my '12 Step Chocolate Diet'. I never stay more than 12 steps from a box of it."

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"This is much cheaper than liposuction."

"This is much cheaper than liposuction." mockup

"This is much cheaper than liposuction."

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"I spike his cereal with rye so I know he's getting enough fiber."

"I spike his cereal with rye so I know he's getting enough fiber." mockup

"I spike his cereal with rye so I know he's getting enough fiber."

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"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber." mockup

"Our Summer Citrus IPA contains your full daily requirement of fruit and fiber."

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"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own." mockup

"Exercise ball? No thanks, I'm growing my own."

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'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.' mockup

'What I like best about a magnum of Champagne is, it's a controlled portion.'

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'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!' mockup

'Say low-cholesterol dairy-free alternative to cheese!'

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"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..." mockup

"I'm putting you on a beef diet. Nothing beef for breakfast, nothing beef for lunch, nothing beef for tea, nothing beef for..."

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'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.' mockup

'Do you have to use that? -- tongue depressors make me hungry.'

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'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.' mockup

'According to the weight chart, if you were a condor, you'd have a wingspan of 97 feet.'

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"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C" mockup

"I tried the C25k but prefer the 5k2C"

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'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.' mockup

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

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Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert." mockup

Looking at belt - "One more notch, room for desert."

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'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.' mockup

'The second day of my diet is the easiest. By then, I'm off my diet.'

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens into my diet.'

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"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?" mockup

"I'm on a diet, how many calories in a fly?"

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'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.' mockup

'The doctor told me to introduce more greens in my diet.'

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Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry. mockup

Calorie averaging...With the oven-fresh trip-el burger, you get one French fry.

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On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour. mockup

On Sale Today Free Range Chickens...Back In One Hour.

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Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods! mockup

Milk Toast: One of the World's Most Deadly Foods!

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"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet." mockup

"The doctor said it wouldn't hurt to fudge a little on my diet."

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"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top." mockup

"Do you know donuts have fewer calories than you? I guess that would explain your muffin top."

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'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!' mockup

'Look! A rock hard body in 90 days!'

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"Try to eat more coconuts and fish." mockup

"Try to eat more coconuts and fish."

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Weight Gain Denial

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'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.' mockup

'No, it's not water. You seem to be retaining food.'

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"Got anything else? I gave up carbs." mockup

"Got anything else? I gave up carbs."

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Diet Jokester Gifts Collection

Diet Jokester Mugs

Explore our collection of diet jokester mugs filled with witty sayings that bring humor to every coffee or tea break.

Diet Jokester Pillows

Discover our playful diet jokester pillows—lighthearted accents for any lounge or bedroom, perfect for adding humor to their home decor.

Diet Jokester Prints

Browse our witty diet jokester prints and add a humorous touch to their kitchen or living room with these cheerful, amusing artworks.

Diet Jokester T-Shirts

Check out our diet jokester t-shirts for clever, humorous designs that celebrate the fun side of dieting and health journeys.