Diet Identity Explorers Pillows

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

All Natural Nothing

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

Nutritional Supplements.

Odd Spas

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Good cholesterol cop, bad cholesterol cop. Rice cake? Eat the donut punk.

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

Diet Cud

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."