Diet Identity Explorers Mugs

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

All Natural Nothing

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

"Vitamin B6, Vitamin B12, Calcium, Kelp, Brewer's Yeast, Aspirin?"

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

"I used to be a vegetarian. Then I became a vegan. Then a fruitarian. Now I only eat manna that falls from Heaven."

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'Come on, eat your spinach.' -' Sorry, I'm on a special diet...No toxic waste.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Vegan Restaurant: ''amburgers! Sausages! RISSOLES!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

Nutritional Supplements.

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

Odd Spas

"It would be better with a protein, but add-ons are so expensive."

"Whatever diet they're on, tell them what they ordered is PERFECT for them."

"We couldn't find a raw-vegan, gluten-free, sugar-free, non-G.M.O. cake for your birthday, so we got you nothing."

"Cardiac day patients?"

"Have you seen what goes into that stuff?"

'When I found iout you are what you eat, well, I'm nuts!'

"I programmed the refrigerator to hide from you in between meals."

"Hey guys, I'm thinking about going vegetarian."

Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'

"It may not be the lowest cal, but it's low enough cal for me."

"Health advice does change over time, but I doubt if we'll EVER be recommending a diet of pizza and beer."

Diet Cud

"We've gone glutton-free."

'The good news is that our latest diet products work fabulously well. The bad news is that we haven't got any customers any more!'