Diet Drink Fan Gifts

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Football fans in corona times

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Wishing Well

Avacados

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

'Happy Father's Day! We got you a diet book from all of us to all of you.'

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'

Food guide.

In the beginning man was a vegetarian, but one day he discovered meat as a food group.

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

'I lost twelve pounds.'

'I just love fad diets, I'm on three of them right now.'

'This thing is stupid - I weigh just the same with my coat and boots OFF!'

'Trans fat will do that.'

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

'I'm really sorry about this, but I'm trying to watch my cholesterol.'

You're overweight...about three kegs of beer overweight!

"I have to admit, I enjoyed that fruity concoction you convinced me to try."