Diet Drink Fan Prints

'I've found a way to improve on light beer!'

OFA. Onion Farmer of the Year. I told myself I wasn't going to cry ….

You are what you eat (Nuts).

"I assume you're on the paleo diet."

'I am on a diet! It's called the Wall Street diet. I invested in British Airways, and the first day I lost 500 pounds.'

"I AM following doctor's orders. He told me to cut back to one cup a day...right?!"

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

Football fans in corona times

"You forgot my Diet Cola."

Wishing Well

Avacados

'What's intravenous feeding? My mom says if I don't eat my vegetables, she'd do that to me!'

"Lookin' good, Frosty!"

One of several sugar maple trees is labled sugar free.

'Frozen dinners have more calories if you heat them up.'

"Can you get on the scale please? I'm on a diet and need to monitor my food intake..."

'He's on the cyclops diet. He's always got one eye on the fridge.'

"...and I want you to limit yourself to 3 feeding frenzies a day."

"I call it the 'Fasting diet'. Also known as the 'Where's all the food gone?!!' diet."

'I'm on this 3 month diet...it only lasts a week, but it feels like 3 months.'

"It's natural food, sir - Just eat it with your fingers."

'Happy Father's Day! We got you a diet book from all of us to all of you.'

'Well, if you're enjoying your diet plan you must be doing it wrong.'

"I told you to be careful with that five hour energy stuff!"

'Let there be lite...er, wait. Let me try that again.'

In the beginning man was a vegetarian, but one day he discovered meat as a food group.

Food guide.

'I lost twelve pounds.'

'This thing is stupid - I weigh just the same with my coat and boots OFF!'

'I just love fad diets, I'm on three of them right now.'

'Trans fat will do that.'

Enjoying summer baseball, D-style.

You're overweight...about three kegs of beer overweight!

"Do you have diet?"

'I'm really sorry about this, but I'm trying to watch my cholesterol.'