Diet Conundrum Seeker Gifts

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

"Why don't we skip the falafel bar, Sinbad."

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

Fresh Donuts. Frank, you can't win the battle of the bulge if you fraternize with the enemy.

"That's what happens when you combine lo carb with lo fat fat diets."

Fridge with sign - 'Contents may not be suitable for those with weight problems'.

"How can we be overweight? We eat like birds."

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

'Finally have an expense account and I'm always on a diet.'