Diet Conundrum Seeker Gifts

'I read that you should only have a portion of meat about the size of your palm!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

'Be honest. Does this double bacon cheeseburger with large fries and shake make me look fat?'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

"Each order comes with 10 minutes of free guilt counseling."

"Statins. I got statins. Who needs statins?"

The nutritional devils and angels on your shoulder.

'Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions, on a sesame seed bun.'

Roger couldn't understand why his diet wasn't working.

'Chocolate covered raisins, chocolate covered strawberries...is not what I mean when I said that fruit is healthy for you.'

'Today's Sermon: Good Cholestrol Vs. Bad Cholestrol'

It was time to start the lockdown diet.

Fast food trap.

"Just Desserts" and "Unjust Desserts"

"No thanks, mom. I'm on a vegetable free diet."

"Does skipping breakfast count as both exercise and dieting?"

Need to block those Cookies Santa!

Doctor's recommend a well balanced diet...

"I work out so I don't have to eat kale."

"The diet section is located next to the snack bar."

"If you don't plan on snacking at night, then why did you move the refrigerator in here?"

Innovate - man boobs and gut bra.

'well, then, I guess you're also lactose substitute intolerant.'

"It's not that you've chosen the wrong diet, it's just that you're not meant to eat them all at once!"

"Our menu is divided into three sections... low carb, low sodium and WTF!"

"Do you have such a thing as low calorie caramel coffee creams?"

"It's OK, I'm on a meat day."

'Gorgeous or gorging, why do I always have to choose?'

Things you'll never hear me say.

"A pint of chocolate ice cream is a reasonable equivalent for a half cup of non-fat yoghurt, right?"

I want you to eat less fibre.

"How can we be overweight? We eat like birds."

Diet plan of the gods