Diet-conscious Planners Gifts

'You can rest assured that our 'diet conscience' fund invests only in low-fat, low cholesterol food companies.'

'Office' block tightening it's belt

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"I envy you, but my dietary requirements make it difficult for me to travel..."

Man Eating Minimalist Meal

All Natural Nothing

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Doctor to man with 'Push' door on mouth: 'It looks as though you've been eating a lot of junk food lately.'

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'Trouble is they always forget to return them...'

'As you're pregnant, I suppose you are eating for two? Or don't you want to cut down that much?'

'Is your cabbage diet working darling?'

"To lose weight they said I've just had to give up two things. . .food and drink!"

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

'I'm sorry, Louis. I should have warned you that I installed a speed bump in front of the refrigerator.'

"Double whammy. My weight now exceeds my credit score."

"My incentive for losing weight? I bought a fitted sheet a size to small."

'Did you fart, sweetie?'

Fat man on scales.

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

'I'm sorry but I have to let you go, we're all drinking 2%.'

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

'This high fiber diet is great! I've lost 10 pounds since I started eating my stuffing.'

'Id like to see you in two weeks. Try not to eat during that time.'

"I would kill for your metabolism."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'I thought I told you to cut down on sugar.'

"My holy grail is low-fat, low-cal, high-taste."

'It says, 'If you want more fiber, eat the package.'

Diet Cud