Dietary Planner Gifts

'The doctor said I need more calcium in my diet, so I'm switching from dark chocolate to milk chocolate.'

'My diet's good...I'm two weeks ahead of schedule.'

'Like death by salad.'

"Mom, does the Russian borscht you made for dinner give me foreign-policy experience?"

"At first glance this diet might seem boring but then you realize there are actually seven varieties of kale!"

'Men order. . . women shop.'

"Ok, ok, we'll travel back to dinnertime one more time, but then it's my turn to choose."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"I'm very health conscious. I only eat animals that are vegetarians"

"Young man, the world is your oyster, but for God�s sake avoid peanuts, soy, milk, eggs, wheat, fish, tree nuts, and chocolate."

"You have reservations for 7 o'clock? Ideally..."

"That's the door to the gym, past all the snack machines."

"I'm putting you on a high fiber low taste diet."

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

"Forget George, he scarfs down everything in sight. Aunt Rose and Grandma are good for slipping us a slice. Most important, the kids are sloppy. We're bound to find some juicy scraps under their chairs. Stay alert!"

'I'm in the mood to cook!'

'Before you order, perhaps you'd like to discuss your food issues with our eating therapist.'

"No dear- I said I was going to buy you a big PROPER TEA!"

"What would you suggest as a dinner strategy?"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"I promise you. One day granite kitchens will be the in thing."

'He refuses to overeat and get plump. Do you think he knows something we don't?'

'How does pizza for dinner sound to you?'

"Ready to head back?"

'I put an app on your computer to remove cookies and other thins slowing it down. It's like fiber for your computer.'

"No arguing mister! I want you to eat at least one pea!"

Husband dismayed to get cold mutton for dinner again. Wife comments that someone must be economical on the housekeeping money she is given.

"Well, we can eat out, order in, or just sit here and let our bodies slowly gnaw away at our muscle tissue."

"What's a good time for dinner, let's sync up our calendars..."

'Please have the bouncer throw me out before the dessert course.'

"Yes, it was a table for eight, but at the last moment our wives refused to join us."

"Because we're a family, that's why. You set the table I dial the phone, and your father orders the chinese food."

'How many Breadsticks have you eaten?'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.