Diet Break Pillows

"Giving up on diet?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Soup of the month.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

The discovery of asparagus.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

This is a great game --- All except for that blimp. It keeps reminding me I've already broken my diet resolution. Pizza. Chips.

Happy holidays for kids.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"I'm a monster."

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Macho Vegetarian

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

"You won’t need refills."

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

Gastroenterology - Pull Finger For Service.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"That's the answer to 'How long till winter break?' I'm looking for the capital