Diet Break Mugs

"Giving up on diet?"

"Hawaii, where are you folks going?"

Soup of the month.

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

Good Cop/Bad Cholesterol

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'

The discovery of asparagus.

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'So glad you could make our vegetarian BBQ.'

'Good news. Your cholesterol has stayed the same, but the research findings have changed.'

Happy holidays for kids.

"I'd like to start the 'Wellness at Work' training by offering you some guidance on diet and exercise."

"They say we destroy plants – such as potatoes, corn and carrots – and they're boycotting us. They're fruitarians."

"You need to lose 20 cable channels."

"I'm a monster."

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

"You know, no matter how much you stare at your watch, summer isn't going to come any faster."

'Vegetarian is an old Indian word which means bad hunter.'

Macho Vegetarian

"You won’t need refills."

'However hard I try to lose weight, it always finds me again.'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

"Why are we eating all this fattening stuff? Pier pressure."

Shawn considered himself a vegetarian by proxy.

No matter what I do, I still look more like a 'before' picture than an 'after' picture.

'Remember, chew every bite 32 times.'

Cathy decides to remain standing on the scale until she loses weight.

'I could text you...I can fax you...I can email you...I could ring you...Lunch?...I can't make it.'

'Most, yes, but they're not all carcinogenic!'

'You're eating too much roughage.'

"How am I supposed to trust my gut when it can't even handle a little dairy?"

"Some doctor that guy is - He's OBSESSED with diet and exercise!"

'There are two types of cholesterol - the good type, then the one you've got.'

"Frankly Mr. Watkins - all your current health issues are down to you rubbish diet..."