Dictionary Explorer Gifts

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"

Ed Flanders, Deconstruction Worker

"No, I really thought each sentence ended with an emoji!"

Ninedency: A budding tendency

"I'm still pre-literate."

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

"Today I came across antiderenuclearizationalityness."

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

Crossword Dictionary Bookstore

"I believe it was called 'cursive'."

"...L...uh, M...uh Q...how come there are so many darn letters in the alphabet anyway?"

"So I'm like, doesn't anyone speak proper English any more?"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Famous Oxymorons...

'Please Miss, is it where Noah kept his bees?'

Irritable Vowel Syndrome

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

"I can't believe this! All these filthy messages on your cell phone! And so many of them! What is it? 100? 500? 1,000?"

"What does it all mean?"

'Mummy, what's a daddy one of those called?'

"My English teacher says there are many ways to solve a problem...my math teacher says there is one."

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

'The sagaman must have had a googol of inedita.'

"When I agreed to learn the ABC's, I thought D through Z would be optional."

"I don't speak Italian."

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

'Despite anosmia she fonded her penuche.'

"I don't understand what people are saying up here."

Broccoli reading: 'Coping with Anthropomorphism'.

GGGGG. F. E. It looks like the network is being upgraded.

Phonetic Man

Dislecksick Sipport Grewp.h

Somewhere In France...The Watsons have just discovered that English is not the universal language after all.

"Dad, I know what opprobrium means." "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"