Dictionary Collector Gifts

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'I've been reduced to a sexual innuendo'

"About the business dictionary I bought yesterday. . . the word 'holiday' seems to be missing!"

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"Would you like to keep eighty-seven tabs open?"

Party time.

'It's the first animal in their dictionary, Inter-Planetary Publishing Protocol is to always list the most intelligent lifeform first...'

Alphabet soup gets cold for slow readers.

Restaurant Chef with book titled: 'Introduction To Cooking'.

In an unprecedented occurrence, Noah Webster fails his vocabulary test.

"Did you remove the bay leaf?"

'Madam, this is not pornography. It is a textbook on obsterics and gynecology...'

Coffee. The phrase "where everybody knows your name" used to sound warm and friendly. Now, with all our personal information exposed online, it sounds scary!

"Who has removed the appendix from the medical text book?"

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

Religious texts from heaven and hell find common ground...they are made in China.

"I owe all my success to the psychiatrist who gave me the word GREED as my mantra!"

'Yes, sure, certainly, you bet, of course, yeah, right, yep....'

'My French is not so good.'

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

"The definitions in this dictionary seem at odds with the words they're describing?"

Cooking without Jamie Oliver

Michel Roux Jr

'Charles Darwin explains how he came up with the phrase 'Well I'll be a monkey's uncle'.'

Thesaurus Publishing: Welcome, Greetings, Salutations

Chicken soup for the soul of the chicken in the soup.

'I'm afraid we only publish A list celebrity cookbooks.'

'Professor McWit, crushed by an avalanche of Philosophy 101 texts, proves again that a little knowledge is a dangerous thing.'

Ernie's looking up the meaning of "palindrome". Dictionary. Aha!

Grasslands Preserve. I understand it's difficult to domesticate buffalo. Yes --- they can be seen but not herded.

"Museum of Over-Used Phrases"

Books - 'Cooking a duck' & 'Ducking a cook'.

"It's the best thing since bread torn into little pieces."

"Da, I know what opprobrium means."/ "That's great, son. Do you know anyone else who does?"